Lexifabricographer - Where good concepts go to die
Words that go together, although not necessarily terribly well
Sometimes I like to pretend to be other, better people
Stands for Play By Mail, or possibly Postal Brutality Mongers
Yes, of course I have one. Doesn't mean I'm not prepared to trade for yours, though.
This is where the bodies are buried
Talk to me
Get me the hell out of here!

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

A lack of blogging denotes a lack of character

I know this. You donít need to say anything.


So, Fionaís mobile temporarily died, which seemed like the perfect excuse for us to get replacements. Iíve never had one before, and have never really missed the lack, but thereíve been a couple of times when it would have been useful to have one, so Iíve bought into the global communications conspiracy.

Not wholly, mind you. We went for basically the cheapest, most frills-free options available. It makes calls, it receives text messages, and if I forget my watch it will tell me the time. About its most useful function is freeing me up from having to find my address book when I want to call someone whose number I havenít memorised.

Should this somehow include you, send me an email and Iíll send you my number.

Another lazy weekend

Actually, it was anything but. Had another long weekend as I work off my excess leave before Iím Deemed (a Public Service Capitalisation denoting the odd practise of just striking you off as being on leave whether youíre at work or not). Ironically, because of the short week, that means that I had to come into work on Saturday and do overtime to pull together some documents for a meeting this week.

No, thereís no reason why any of that should make sense to you. It doesnít to me.

If you donít play World of Warcraft muchÖ

Öthen this will make even less sense to you. But it is, in fact, bloody hilarious.

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"Most frills-free options available" =
~polyphonic ring tone
~only one camera
~18-colour screen
~text prediction, but no user-defined dictionary
~FM radio
~customisable ringtones

By emmajeans, at 10:55 AM  

So should I now be considered thoroughly characterless on the basis of my lack of blog?


By Das Simonster, at 2:26 PM  

that, and the fact that you have no grammatical gender.

By Anonymous, at 3:37 PM  

that's right, polly prissypants, on the basis of your lack of blog...

By claudefrogbot, at 8:27 PM  

WTB [The One Ring] PST

By Suaron, at 7:20 AM  

Okay, that's all starting to get a little surreal...

Also, I'm pretty sure I have now customised the ringtones down to "buzz" and nothing else.

By Dave, at 5:45 PM  

LFM LM rouge

By Thorin , at 9:59 AM  

oooh yes, they missed that one, didn't they?

By Dave, at 12:51 AM  

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