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June 20, 2013

Writing Watch – Short story markets

Okay, before I start, I *am* still working on my novel. But I’m at the horrible late-middle stage where nothing is working properly and I can’t see a clear path (yet) to the ending. It’s doing my head in and all I can think as I work on it is: This story is not coming out how I imagined it in my head. Nothing I’m doing is working. I’ve wasted two years on this steaming heap of garbage and it’s still not readable. I hate writing!

Yes, it gets that bad at times. My brain is a stupid, self-defeating thing. It’s slightly heartening to know that other, more successful writers have similar problems – read this excellent depressing essay by the rather-good Libba Bray about her current work in progress – but that doesn’t help me out of my quagmire.

So I am regrouping and trying some new writing tactics. One of these is to work on a short story at the same time, so that rather than allow myself to stall because I am frustrated with the novel, I can switch modes quickly and still feel like I’m making some progress. Later (in the same writing session or the next) I can come back to the novel with fresh eyes and a calmer attitude. maybe. I dunno. It’s an experiment.

Anyhow, I’m taking the opportunity to list a few short story opportunities for Australian writers that are open at the moment. There are many more, of course, these are just some that have an appeal to me at the moment. Since I appear to have an invisible readership – HELLO IMAGINARY FRIENDS LEAVE A COMMENT – I figure they might also be of broader interest. If not, well at least I have the links handy.

Gold Coast Anthology - Canberra editor Elizabeth Fitzgerald and honourary Canberran Helen Stubbs are editing an anthology of short stories about the Gold Coast, available to authors who live at or have ever visited the Gold Coast. They have a large collection of photographs both modern and historical from the region. Every submission must be based on (at least) one of the photos. Any genre, up to 5000 words, submissions close 31 August.

Kisses by Clockwork – Ticonderoga Publications, who are one of the premier Australian spec fiction small publishers (in admittedly not that large a field) are doing a collection of romantic steampunk stories. Ticonderoga’s anthologies are rather intriguing – last year’s One Thousand and One Nights-styled Dreaming of Djinn is on my to-read pile – and of quite a high standard. Specific genre, 2000 to 7500 words, submissions by 15 October.

This is the one I’m working on now, writing the story while at the same time attempting to overcome my limited familiarity with the genre by poring through, I kid you not, The Mammoth Book of SteamPunk (which is proving itself to be quite an entertaining anthology in its own right).

Finally, Dimension6 will be an in-house journal of novella-length science fiction from Australian publisher Couer de Lion. Publisher Keith Stevenson is pretty open about D6 being a promotional tool for CDL’s other products, but I’ve read Anywhere but Earth and most of the stories from X6 – a novellanthology and on the basis of those I’d be happy to recommend their works. They aren’t reading submissions until January 2014 so there’s plenty of time to get something to them. Unusually D6 will have a minimum word length – 4500 words – because as Keith says “we believe a real story needs at least that much space to thrive”. And why not?

June 13, 2013

Down with day jobs

Filed under: wordsmithery — Tags: , , , — lexifab @ 4:06 pm

(This is a very, very long post which will be of interest to at most two or three people. You have been warned.)

A while ago, my learned associate and bosum chum Doctor Clam held forth on the subject of what he termed the professional artistic class, and how its existence constitutes a potential source of societal harm rather than being the unequivocal good one might presume of its artistic sector. You’ll need to read that essay before this one makes any sense. Go do that, and then come back here if you want to hear what I have to say.

And what I say is “bollocks”, is what I say.

(more…)

May 28, 2013

More shilling! Next at Smashwords

A very quick one: the CSfG Next anthology is now available for purchase from Smashwords for the utterly reasonable $4.99 US.

Obviously I recommend it, but then I would, wouldn’t I? I like to think of it this way – for five bucks you get a completely readable, diligently proofread story by me, along with more than twenty separate opportunities to scrub that story from your brain.

What’s not to like?

May 21, 2013

The viscous middle and the lure of the shiny

Filed under: fitter/happier,news of the day,wordsmithery — Tags: , , , — lexifab @ 12:55 pm

I’ve been not-blogging for some time now while I wrestle with my novel manuscript. It’s a hard slog that is chewing up a lot of brain power and time, neither of which I’m finding available in abundance.

I am now well and truly into the trench warfare stage of the writing process, mired down in an intractable internal debate about where I want the story to go and how I’m going to get there. Every time I feel like I’ve taken a step forward, with a fun scene or a halfway-ingenious plot twist [1], I get bogged down. How do I make the characters’ decisions seem convincing? How can I make some plot-essential development compelling? How do I write my way out of the corners I am stuck in? How do I live with knowing that a good third of what I’ve written so far definitely has to get chopped out?

The other night I had hit a wall so badly that I figuratively reworked Raymond Chandler’s famous writing advice: (paraphrasing) “If you don’t know what happens next, have two guys with guns come through the door”. The scene I wrote in accordance with that principle dropped a side character into a pivotal scene so that I could explore the scene from the outside. It was a lot of fun to write, and helped unblock a few gunked-up plot pipes, but it probably won’t survive to the final manuscript.

I’m discovering that my writing method appears to be to over-write in the hopes that future edits can pare everything back by about 25%. That feels like an impractical waste of time, but this far into the project I am not sure I can change my work methods. something for the post-draft review, perhaps.

The other thing I am discovering, which comes as no particular surprise, is that I am desperate to write some short stories instead of perservering with the novel. There’s not surprise there – short stories (at least the ones I write) tend to depend on fewer ideas, they’re less complex by virtue of having fewer moving parts (characters, locations, scenes etc) and they take less time to draft. They’re easier, is what I’m saying. I know from experience that I can finish a short, whereas with a novel-length work that confidence is at best theoretical [2].

There’s also the sense that with short stories, I can feel like I am making tangible progress toward my goals as a writer by finishing and submitting a few for publication.[3] In my ideal world, I would have at least three, if not five, short stories out for submission at any given time, and others in preparation in the event that one of them was accepted somewhere. While I think it’s just as important to me to develop my ability to craft a novel, it’s a much slower and more frustrating process than the comparitively immediate gratification of placing a short story (which includes posting it up here and getting feedback from someone who read it all the way to the end…).

Yes, this is petulant whining. I know that. “But it’s haaaaaard!” is something my five year old says (a lot). Sorry for boring you lot with it but I do find posts like this a necessary evil. Calling myself on my lazy, work-avoiding bullshit is part of my process for getting stuff done. Feel free to ignore these posts and hopefully sooner or later I will get back to boring you with my opinions about Lost.

I’ve made finishing the novel a goal for this year and I have a deadline to work to (my critiquing circle is expecting a finished draft at the start of July). I will perservere. I will march on through the harsh weather of fatigued self-confidence, undermotivated characters and unintelligible plot convolutions. I will deliver a manuscript that has THE END typed on the last page, even if I know it is imperfect. I will get there.

It’s just that, right at the moment, it would be a hell of a lot easier to be doing almost anything else.

[1] For certain values of “ingenious” which are probably not shared in th common vernacular.

[2] I don’t count Bard Wars, my 2003 NaNoWriMo piece, in part because it was written in very different and now-impossible circumstances and in part because I never did go back and do the hard work of knocking it into a reasonable shape, which is what I am doing with this work.

[3] Clam, I am still pulling together a response to your anti-professionalism essay. I’ll get there soon.

May 14, 2013

Next anthology available

Filed under: books of 2013,wordsmithery — Tags: , , — lexifab @ 11:47 am

Proud as I am to be a part of the Next anthology, I don’t want to belabour it too much. On the other hand I want everyone I know to buy it, and now they can: the hardcopy is now available for sale at the CSfG website.

It is well worth looking at the other publications on offer and perhaps picking one of those up at half price along with Next.  I can particularly recommend the ones I have read, which are Winds of Change, The CSFG Gastronomicon or (if your tastes run to the upsetting and/or the gruesome) Kaaron Warren’s collection The Grinding House.

No word yet on the release of the ebook version of Next. I will update this post when it goes on sale.

May 6, 2013

Conflux Roundup – The Next Launch

Conflux is beginning to recede further into the dust-swept depths of my notoriously terrible memory. But one thing that will stay with me for life was Friday night’s launch of the Canberra Speculative Fiction Guild’s 2013 anthology, Next.

Shauna O'Meara's cover has a robot dog and a monkey in a topper. All criticism is invalid.

Check it out!

Every year the CSfG puts together a themed anthology intended to showcase the strength of the Australian (and in particular Canberran) speculative fiction scene. It also gives a few lucky individuals a rare opportunity to put themselves through the grinding ordeal of editing a themed short fiction anthology. We honour our fearless editors for their noble if inexplicable sacrifices.

Obviously I would like to add a personal note of thanks in particular to the editors of this specific volume, Simon Petrie and Rob Porteous, who demonstrated laudable (if again inexplicable) judgment in including my story ‘Imported Goods – Aisle Nine’ in the anthology. As it was my first ever short story sale, I was doubly excited to be able to attend the launch in person.

I think I may now have formed unreasonable expectations about the glamour and excitement of a standard book launch, because this was a doozy. The epic scale of the launch party might just have taken the venue slightly by surprise, because there was a bit of a crush going. I guesstimated the crowd to be somewhere between 150 and 200 people, crammed into a reception area next to the Rydges hotel lobby. Perhaps that not surprising – with 30 contributing authors (of whom about 20 were present) there’s plenty of scope to swell the usual crowds with friends and family. I certainly had a decent entourage there wishing me well [1].

Noted steampunk author and enthusiast Richard Harland MC’ed the affair, looking dapper in his fine, sensible hat. He reflected on the fine tradition, now over a decade old if I am not mistaken, of CSfG anthologies. They do seem to have become rather an institution, and more to the point have been a launching point for a number of emerging writers. This year, for example there were six authors whose first sales were in Next (myself included)

In related news, my phone's camera has baffling night-time settings which I have clearly yet to master

This man’s hat reflects the gravity of the occasion

Then it was time for the editors, who embraced not only the love of the Australian spec-fic scene but also the con’s steampunk theme. I don’t know that my photography does justice to the magnificent insanity of their costumes:

Yes, I believe that is a propellor on his head. Why do you ask?

Simon is resplendent with decadent savoir-faire.

The robot parrot is watching you

Rob’s militaristic colonial attire is let down only by a complete lack of peripheral vision.

Simon, who has quite a few editing credits up his sleeve, gave an eloquent speech praising the contributors and everyone that worked on the volume. Rob accepted the heavy burden of discharging tawdry promotional duties, and gave one of the finest works of crass hucksterism this side of a wild west snake oil salesman. At this point, you might begin to have some idea of why I was so excited to be part of this particular anthology. Yes, it’s because the editors are both bonkers. But charming and brilliant with it, so we forgive them their mild eccentricities…

Rik Lagarto and Leife Shallcross bravely gave readings from their respective stories (better them than me). They were great! I think it’s likely that between the two of them sales were subsequently driven through the roof.  And finally Janeen Webb, who has sold the odd story or so over the years, and has another in Next, launched the book with a virtual bottle of bubbly across its hypothetical prow.

There followed a frenzy of buying and author signing. There were so many authors present that the three tables set aside for signing were not enough to seat us all. There were a few of us standing at the back, passing books back and forth all over the place. The chaos settled into a rhythm pretty quickly though. Since I have nothing to compare the experience to [2] I will just note that I could get used to the whole fame and adulation thing. Especially if it is followed by drinks and revelry, as happened on this occasion.

I would put in a link for anyone who might have been overcome with intrigue and want to read the book, but I don’t think the virtual shop has been updated yet. I’ll attach a link to that when it goes live so if you somehow survived the disaster of not being able to attend the launch in person, you can still belatedly obtain your own personal memento of the occasion.[3]

I’ll even sign it for you if you like. No, really, it’d be no trouble at all…

 

[1] Hi guys, thanks for coming! I hope the booze was to your satisfaction. (Fi, Jaks, Evan, Simon, Sarah, Gavin, Emma. I love youse all).

[2] Well, the standing in one place for an hour or so part was quite familiar, but the rest of it was dazzling and new.

[3] And I believe the ebook version will also be released in the next few weeks. I’ll keep you posted.

May 5, 2013

Conflux Roundup – A swirl of vague impressions

Filed under: geekery,wordsmithery — Tags: , , , — lexifab @ 12:03 am

A week on from the end of Conflux, I still don’t have it all straight in my head. It was an overwhelming experience. On the one hand, that’s ridiculous – it was a gathering of about two or three hundred people, confined to a single building across about six rooms and a couple of eating areas, which is not exactly the World Economic Forum in Davos.

On the other hand, I wanted to do everything, be everywhere and talk to everyone. The sheer impossibility of those mathematics, the number of hard choices and the opportunities regrettably foresworn all did my head in. I do have a few regrets – mostly around people I was a bit too shy and starstruck to introduce myself to, even though intellectually I know it would have been fine and not the rude intrusion that it seemed like in my head – but overall I had an amazing time.

Conflux has a well-earned reputation for being a writers’ con. Nearly all the panels are geared towards the art, craft, business and/or love of writing speculative fiction and editors, agents and publishers have a strong presence alongside the creative types. There was a great sense of energy and of a vibrant, welcoming community that wanted nothing more than to sit down and talk about writing. I had a wonderful time with it.

Discussion panels made up most of the program – I would have attended a dozen or so over the course of the weekend. There were three in particular that I loved: the Horror one late on the first night, moderated by Kirstyn McDermott and featuring a cast of horror fiction luminaries, in which sparkle vampires were roundly denounced and the film versions of The Mist and The Road were compared and contrasted to great effect. Then there was the so-called smackdown between small-press and mainstream publishers, in which Russell Farr of Ticonderoga, Marc Gascoigne of Angry Robot and agent Alex Adsett were all largely in furious agreement that the Big Six (or Five, now) publishing houses are on the brink of apocalypse (it was more interesting and erudite than I make it sound, of course). And finally there was the panel exploring the Essence of Steampunk, which concluded that steampunk is largely comprised of everything that seems like it might be steampunk – but it got there by a fun and somewhat digressive route.

One of the great parts of the con for me was the number of people who had opportunities to pitch novels to publishers and agents. As is no doubt often the case with these things, heaps of people had manuscripts to flog and the program allocated five-minute slots with industry professionals. On top of that, the program included workshops on preparing pitches and dealing with agents and publishers. All good stuff for those in a position to take advantage of it. (My manuscript is nowhere near that state).

The international guests of honour were terrific. Marc Gascoigne, managing director of Angry Robot Press, was the main drawcard for me (not that I needed one, you understand, I was going anyway). Angry Robot one of the hottest and most interesting international spec fiction publishers on the planet right now. But more important to me, Gascoigne was an early writer on Shadowrun game books and tie-in novels way back in the late eighties. I would like to have had the chance to chat with him about that. Alas, the opportunity didn’t come up (or at least if it did I missed it). And I didn’t know anything at all about the other intentional GoH, Nalo Hopkinson, a Caribbean-born American writer. But after seeing her interviewed by Justine Larbalestier, I want to read more from both of them. They were such fun, engaging speakers. Hopkinson came to her writing career comparitively late in life, which I found encouraging. I’m definitely including their stuff in my next Amazon and/or library trawl.

(Oh dear, this is starting to get longer than I intended, and I still didn’t mention the Masquerade or the Regency ball or the Steampunk-themed high tea. That’s because I didn’t actually go to any of them, but I was rather pleased that things like that were there for people who like that sort of thing.)

If I hadn’t been at least a vaguely responsible parent, I’d probably have done what most of the interstate con attendees did, which was to stay up all night nattering in bars and getting roaring drunk in room parties. I suspect that’s where all the most interesting conversations were taking place.

Not being an experienced con-goer I wouldn’t know. Tell you what though, if all Australian speculation fiction cons are as wonderful, as informative and as much fun as Conflux 9, then I have every intention of making a habit of this con-going thing.

April 29, 2013

Conflux 9/NatCon 52 – The Wrap-up

Filed under: news of the day,wordsmithery — Tags: , , , — lexifab @ 4:34 pm

I’m still coming down from the unrelenting funfest of four consecutive days of congoing preceded by ten or so days’ travel with small children. And by “I’m still coming down” I mean I am crashing harder than a laptop in a blender. So hard that my analogies make no sense whatsoever.

The 52nd Australian National Science Fiction Convention, attached this year to the Canberra Conflux 9 con, was held over the Anzac Day extra-long weekend. By world standards it was, I’m sure, pretty small peanuts, but for me it was an overwhelming celebration of Australia’s wonderful and vibrant speculative fiction community.

Too much happened for me to summarise in one post, so I’m going to do a series of short posts to hit all my personal highlights, from the launch of the Next anthology, the fun and informative program of panels (some of which included me due to my extensive qualification of having agreed to be on panels), the new books I snaffled, the Ditmar awards and various other things as I they come to mind. The blogs will be necessarily short because, having lost a fortnight of productivity to travel and con-going, I’m massively behind schedule on both writing my novel and critiquing someone else’s. [1]

[1] Don’t worry Leife – I’ll get there!

April 5, 2013

Cover Up

Filed under: wordsmithery — Tags: , , , — lexifab @ 10:25 pm

It’s now exactly three weeks until the launch of CSfG’s anthology Next, at which point I will become (a) a published author and (b) at least a very little bit tipsy. But not too tipsy because apparently I will be doing a panel the following morning. Well, after all I will have responsibilities. What with being a published author and all, I’ll have a brand to protect [1].

Anyway, the cover and table of contents have been posted up at the CSfG website and they are both pretty damn exciting. For one thing, I love Shauna O’Meara’s cover art, which is cartoonish and whimsical but also sharp and absolutely elegant. The spare cover design is unfussy and iconic and makes me rather gleeful.

And imagine it wrapped around a big fat chunk of book [2], because it will be. Just look at the *size* of the collection – 30 stories! Even allowing for the outside possibility that my story “Aisle Nine – Imported Goods” is somehow not to your taste, there’s quite likely something else in there for everyone. Both the editors are fond of humour [3] so there’s bound to be at least a few gags, and I know that there are authors who specialise in romance, fairytale fantasy, hard SF and dark fantasy/horror among the contributors.

I’ll post the purchase details when I know them, in case anyone wants to pick up a copy. I highly recommend that you do, of course – one day an original Next will be worth a mint. Shauna O’Meara’s going to be a big hit some day…

 

[1] Joking. The only brand I would ever intentionally fight to preserve is Streets’ Golden Gaytime. I can’t really see them asking.

[2] Unless you go digital, I guess, which I understand will be an option after about a month or so.

[3] Okay, well actually they are hopelessly addicted to the worst puns imaginable, but let’s not hold that against them, eh? They also have many commendable qualities.

April 4, 2013

Review – Write the Fight Right by Alan Baxter

Filed under: books of 2012,books read,reviewage,wordsmithery — Tags: , , , , — lexifab @ 10:54 am

Alan Baxter is a writer and a kung fu instructor, and if that sounds like a handy combination, it is. Write the Fight Right (WtFR) draws on his experiences in the dojo and the odd real-life street confrontation to help writers bring a touch of reality to their fight scenes.

Baxter helpfully breaks the book into several sections, broadly starting with how fights actually unfold in real life, and in particular showing which factors are the most important in determining the outcome (footwork, reach, training, size and – crucially – the ability to not be where the other guy is throwing a punch). The second set of chapters describe the physiological elements of a chaotic punchup – adrenaline rushes, the effects of pain, getting knocked out – and the mental side of things – how fear and anger matter, what a fighter might see and hear, the psychological benefits of training and so on. The final part deals briefly with weapons, with the take-home message that pulling a knife or a club or a sword out is an orders-of-magnitude escalation of a violent situation, to be avoided at all costs by anyone with a shred of sanity. The book is rounded out with a helpful checklist, summarising the things a writer could consider in putting together a fight scene.

Throughout the book Baxter keeps his eyes firmly on bringing these elements out in tight, well-focused writing. There’s a lot to consider but his advice is not to overegg an action scene: “Don’t try to use everything , but pick and choose things that suit the kind of fight you’re writing or the kind of environment you’re setting the fight in. Also think hard about your characters and what kind of experience they have and what sort of personality they have, which will affect their reactions and perceptions of fighting.”

Baxter has a good nose for the sorts of clichés used by writers with little to no experience of physical altercations (me included) and exhorts the reader to get rid of them. It’s all good, sound advice written in a practical and no-nonsense style. Baxter comes across as a natural teacher; his explanations are clear and his conversational language gives the whole piece the air of a convivial bar conversation. WtFR isn’t a long book – more like a longish essay – but it is a readable and useful reference work for writers whose genre fiction includes a good splash of biffo.

(Alan’s also one of the cohosts of the ThrillerCast podcast, which I reviewed a little while ago, and a fellow alumnus of the Canberra Speculative Fiction Guild. And a charming and funny chap with a new book coming out soon!)

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