The Apathy Song (Dean)

I woke up this morning
And I didn't care
I woke up this morning
And I didn't give a damn
I woke up this morning
And I wasn't me
It was raining this morning
But I didn't give a damn

The apathy song
The apathy song
Let's all sing the apathy song
I don't really care if I'm made of wax
I don't really care about ironing slacks

Ev: I don't care whether I eat Kentuckey Fried or McDonalds
Dave: I don't care about harp seals
Chris: ?
Ev: I wouldn't care if you took my scenes and threw them in the oven [?]
Dave: ?
Chris: I don't care whether my phone is push-button or dial
Ev: I don't worry about air pollution
Chris: I wouldn't care if my wooden ears exploded while I was listening to my favorite song
Dave: Elvis and Roy are dead, but I don't really care

Ev: I wouldn't care if I lost my job
Chris: I wouldn't care if I had a job
Dave: I don't care if my chewing gum loses its flavour overnight
Ev: I wouldn't even care if ET died

The apathy song
The apathy song
Who wants to sing the apathy song
I don't really care if you hate this song
I couldn't give a shit if you sing along

Who cares
Who cares 
Who cares
Who cares 
Who cares

Piss off