Apple Sauce (Dean)

I like eating apple sauce
Apple sauce
Yes of course
I like eating apple sauce
Apple sauce all day

I like wearing pants too tight
Pants too tight
Is what I like
I like eating apple sauce 
and tying up my pants too tight

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I like reading books in shops
Books in shops
Like a lot
I like eating apple sauce
and smearing it on books

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I like punching bookshop clerks
Bookshop clerks
What a lark
I like eating apple sauce
and wrestling with cops
 
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I like being sent to trial
At my trial
Wore a smile
I like eating apple sauce
and spitting it on the judge

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I like being locked away
Locked away
Here to stay
I like eating apple sauce
and sharing it with my new friend Bruno

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