Just can't sing in tune (Dean)

I wanna be a rock and roll singer
I wanna be a star
I wanna stand upon a stage and play my old guitar
I want everyone to love me
I want all the girls to moon
But there's just one problem:
You see, I just can't sing it tune

Well, I just can't sing in tune, oh no no,
I just can't sing in tune
My big chance will be a-coming soon, 
except I just can't sing in tune

You think this is bad?  (Yeah, sure)
Well it's gonna get a whole lot worse (Oh no)
My singing verse deteriorates [like one?] it's only the second verse
Well I went for a job
playing piano at the Ritz,
They said: your playing isn't bad, son, 
but your singing is a bitch.  Yo mamma.

(chorus)

(Kazoo solo)

Well I just can't sing in tune,
You know I just can't sing in tune,
My big day will be a coming soon,
But I just can't sing in tune

I wanna find me a woman,
I want her to fall for me,
Hell, I wanna get married
I wanna raise a family

But when I ask a girl out 
It inevitably goes wrong (oh yeah)
Everything comes a-crashing down
When I try to sing a song

(chorus)

Oh no, I just can't sing in tune,
No, I just can't sing in tune
My big chance will be a-coming soon, 
except I just can't sing in tune