1. Spit at Christmas
2. John-Claude Van Damme - Lyrics
3. Bullshit Bands
4. Not This Song
5. Count-in Song
6. The Chorus Rhymes With Fire - Lyrics
7. His Royal Highness, the Prince of Edinborough, Speaks
8. Philosophical Meanderings
9. Who wants to be a Millionaire (teaser)
10. Death March
11. Stardust
12. Blue-light Disco
13. Protest Song
14. Gimme All Your Money
15. Keys - Lyrics
16. Breakfast
17. UBD
18. The Song of Superiority
19. Cleo's List of Eligible Bachelors
20. Ron Casey
21. Album Fodder
22. Up
23. The Song that Chris Recorded when he wasn't here
24. Gamalon Orchestra
25. Roland Gift
26. Nepotism
27. Sacred Cow
28. Karmic Moose - Lyrics
29. Pneumonia
30. Gerald T. Gnome
31. Who wants to be a Millionaire
32. Tuckshop Ladies
33. Gimme All Your Money (reprised)
34. We're Spit