Karmic Moose (Versace/Dean)

I'm not ready to be sainted for the good things that I've done
I'm just trying to live the best I can and live a life that's fun
I don't party like an animal, my morals they ain't loose
But when I die I know that I will be reincarnated as a moose

Fated to be a bovine with antlers
Just for the life I've lead
I'm not the kind for spiritual banter
But maybe I'd be happier dead

Got to make the very most of the life that I've got left
Cause at least I know that I will get toes that will be cleft
I'll be a vegetarian, unlike what I am now
I curse the knowledge that I will be related to a cow

Fated to be a bovine with antlers
Just for the life I've lead
Eternity would be much more inviting
If I were inanimate instead

If by cosmicality I don't come back a carabou
I might be a postage stamp - and baby, so might you

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Fated to be a bovine with antlers
Just for the life I've lead
Eternity would be much more inviting
If I were inanimate instead
If I were inanimate instead

Don't want to be your Karmic Moose
Be your Karmic Moose
Be your Karmic Moose