Peggy the Penguin
Peggy is not, surprisingly, a giant killer mutant penguin from another planet. She is a super-giant killer mutant penguin, and she is from the surface of another sun, one unlike our sun in that it is pitted with black holes. Peggy emerged from a black hole one dark Tuesday - this particular sun has a day/night cycle, another thing that differentiates it from most suns - and immediately grabbed the black hole from which she had just emerged, picked it up with her mighty flippers, and ate it.
This, at any rate, is according to her bestselling autobiography. She also claims to have swum from Antarctica to Greenland in order to meet, kill, and skin a
Peggy, the super-giant killer mutant penguin, as a chick in the pit-colonies of Othersun
polar bear for her son Eric the Red-flipper. The ozone hole? She did that. That iceberg one quarter the size of Tasmania? She calved that herself. Just wait and see what she does next.
Laced with caustic wit and non-stop anecdotes about the rich and famous, Peggy's "I am a Mutant" is well worth a read, despite the rather frequent typographical errors.

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