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"I've always wanted to do this, but I've never seen a chandelier that didn't belong to anyone before," - Javelin
"I think we should kill them," - Sinestro
"Shut UP, Sinestro," - Rapten
"I'm not going up there. There must be another way around," - Cariac
"I'm not going in there. It's too small. There must be another way around," - Cariac
"Hey, Wow! What a Coincidence!" - Afrit
"I'm only looking!" - Stella the thief.
"Oh, La di da di da!" - GM - David
"A bolt of lightning strikes
"Shut up, I'm the DM," - GM - David
"Stop writing silly things," - GM - David
"Where's the monster gone? EUYURGHH!!!" - GM - David
"Dwarfie...It's like a wharfie, undergrown," - Amanda
"Telegram!" - Derrick the Loud
"O.K. Make a spot-suspicious-looking-bunch-of-bushes roll" - GM - Alan E.
"Think 'Despard turn into a rabbit'" - Grondo the Orange
"Don't be naughty!" - Afrit
"Greetings, I'm Derrick the Dra-" - Derrick the Dragonslayer to a large gold dragon.
"Cariac? Mmph: Ha ha. Carry many yaks do you?" - Sham
"I am Rambo-womble" - Vasquez Fellini
"What do you know about....ships?" - Garth Lodex
"I am a tourist of strange habits..." - Shrdlu
"I had a cousin who knocked out a TIE fighter with a shanghai....I had a cousin,"
- Shrdlu
"Running away is what the Rebellion is all about," - Shrdlu
"Look!! One half of my body is still on fire!!! I'll go and put it out!" - Shrdlu
"The Rebellion ??? I thought that was some kind of cat food," - Vasquez Fellini
"NPCs are like that. They do nothing, then they die," - Player
"Seeing this ship is slightly more complex than a bat..." - Vasquez Fellini
"What does your character, madame Catweazle, look like?" - GM - Amanda
"Tell me, Great Twelb, do you like Gastroenteritis?"
"Don't you know it's rude to cast spells with your mouth full?" - Cameron Alexander True
"Skullcleaver wants to cleave a cabbage," - About the supposedly vegetarian battle-axe
"Ellianne, bring your head in here!" - Afrit, to Ellianne, who is cursed with flaming hair.
"The Draco Lizard draws its Sword + 5, of which it is a Grand Master," - GM - David
"Damaging your health can cause smoking," - Chris T
"Intruders???? Where???" - Cameron and Afrit, intruding PCs.
"He's wearing a sky-blue robe...with frilly black trim," - Chris T
"BAH!" - Kroft the intelligent sword.
"Water drips from the ceiling of this room and runs into small slime covered pools. Most of the floor is covered with slime as are the walls. There is a strange phosphorent glow," - GM - Amanda
"The only thing in the air is him" - GM (Alan E.) of Emrys Montressor as Trepix prepares to fireball in that direction.
"You see a party of dwarves coming down the street towards you," - GM - Alan E.
"Do you serve the Ruler of the World?" - Cedric II, Knight-Mage of the Maggot.
"Silvarde, are you standing anywhere near the door?" - Cedric II
"Oh Great and Mighty Carrodeth - Lord of Disorder, Spreader of Chaos, do you know where Silvarde's Bag of Holding is?" - Cariac, sarcastically.
"She was a juicy little number," - Cedric II, about Alcatriz the thief.
"20,000 GP? For a Bag of Holding? You must be joking!" - Cedric II
"It's a mace," - Andrew
"You take 19 for being stuck, then you feel a huge jolt of electricity for another 18 points" - GM
"Huh! I wrote down 'Cure Blandness'" - Andrew
"What's your character's Armour Class?" - GM - Alan E.
"Those two over there are going to drop you. You're 20 feet above the air," - GM - Alan E.
"Three Kalimanglers, two Turtle Doves, and a Partridge in a Pear Tree" - GM - Alan E., musically.
Frag asks Sinestro if there's any wounds in his head that he hadn't noticed before.
"Last time I took adventurers on my ship a sea-dragon destroyed it" - Shipmaster
"I think we should kill it," - Sinestro
The PCs must choose between death or hell....
"Let's take a vote. Party, what are you going to do - go left or right?" - GM - David
"I cast a teleport spell at the stone block. Now, where do I live?" - Ellianne.
"Hmm, let me see, UP, DOWN, BIG, SMALL..CONTROL..PROTECTION" - Chris T.
"Okay, then she wanders up towards the iron gargoyles" - Chris A. about Stella
"Who are you?" - Halfling
"Alright, you get the chest open," - GM - David
"Will you cast some spells into my ring of spell-storing, Ellianne?" - Frag
Party is dying at the hands of a Nuckalavee -
"The dragon doesn't look like breathing...In fact it looks a little bit relaxed," - GM - David
"I think we should kill them" - Sinestro
"Her mace goes straight through its skull," - GM - David
Rola throws a coin on the throne. Nothing Happens.
Cameron has just perished on a Throne of Incineration.
"Alexander hides behind Frag as only Alexander can!"
"There is a halfling lying with its head on the floor shouting insults!" - GM - David
"Would it be possible to get his body back?" - Stella
"How badly is the creature wounded?" - Ellianne
"'Turgid', doesn't that mean 'troubled'?" - Alan A.
"We can't form a human pyramid, we have to form a demi-human pyramid!" - Amanda, about Frag (dwarf), Cameron (reincarnated as dwarf) and Alexander (halfling).
"I think we should kill them!" - Sinestro
"Gillette - the best a dwarf can get!" - Amanda
"You've got about four days before the creature reaches and destroys Intercity," - GM - David
"Just wait until the Big Black Thing comes around and beats up the huge Red Dragon and it somehow manages to survive and comes looking for you!" - Alexander to Cameron.
"I could cast Animate Dead on Frag!" - Rola
"What happened to Dave?" - Andrea
"It's a mountain giant, for god sakes! It's big, stupid and deaf!" - Ellianne
"It tells the giants to move out of the way," - GM - David
"I draw myself up to my full height of 4ft, 6 inches, and stare him straight in the navel!" - Stoat the Dwarf
During a scam -
"Arrgh! My knee hurts!" - Serry
About a hookah -
"Oh, yes, do you have that armour, Dillow?" - Serry to Dillow
"Well no one's immortal...except the immortals," - Serry
Aleira has fallen in stream -
"...Brain slowly melting into the floor boards..." - Phantan about Dillow
"I suppose that means yes, doesn't it, no?" - Phantan
"Are there any other exits?" - Quinjin (Andrew)
Kalimantan to Derrick, who has started a fire -
"Put that out Loud!"
"I'm no paranoid - get out from behind me!" - Phantan
"Harpy's could have beards..."
Chris A. (Stella the thief) amidst general noise and disturbance around gaming table -
"Will you be quiet??? I'm trying to listen to these doors!"
"And another one, and another one, and another one bites the cleric!" - Ellianne, musically.
"6 black puddings, sitting on a wall,
"I can hit it with a two! Does that mean I can throw two bottles of oil?" - Amanda (Cameron)
"I'm holding him around his arms!" - Frag
"We skim a copper piece down the corridor. The copper piece disappears into the darkness, and a deep voice says Oh Ta! I won't kill you for that!" - Chris T
"Let's pulp Frag!" - Cameron
"Remove Curse!" - Rola
"If you were taller, you'd walk faster!" - Alexander, still with Truthlessness Ring.
"She casts a spell and all her wounds dissappear," - GM - David
"There is a Twelve-headed hydra here!" - GM - David
"Can I deflect the roper?" - Frag
"How's Rola"
"We were talking a while ago to a woman called Rosie" - Emberent
"Metaphor (a city) as flat as a pancake...Actually that's a simile!" - Poot
"In the name of Honor, I command thee, True Evil, DIE!!" - Cameron
"Does it seem at all perturbed by these attacks?" - Player
"Bye, bye, Miss American Pie!
"Charm Portal" - Elliannes new spell?
"I'm going to rug Hola's knees now," - Amanda (Cameron)
Dice hits table repeatedly -
"Save vs. Wands," GM - David
"He clutches at his stomach yellng 'Get Away! Get Away!'" - GM - Dave
Despard takes control -
"What about a Halfling?" - Alan E.
"Wanda the vampire has reformed, but she isn't looking too well!" - GM - Dave
"Crystal ball, Crystal ball, the party has a Crystal ball," - GM - Dave
"This is a time when paranoid people come into their own," - Acanthastra, referring to the Black Ravager invasion.
"There are two doors, left and right," - GM - Dave
"Where is Baron True?" - Poot
"Don't you want to be be vassal lord?" - Poot
"To the left and right are really thick woods," - GM - David
"Let's walk up to the hut and rap on it," - Cameron
"Has it been drawing glub again?" - Chris T
"Write down "Write down who wrotes them" - too!" - Chris T
Description...Description....Gnolls! - GM - David
After Chris T describes scene from Sesame Street David admits that he's seen that one before...How we know becomes the general consensus -
"Stop looking at my map!" - GM - David
"Suddenly tons and tons of orces come rushing out towards you. Bursting!" - GM - David
"I am Cameron Alexander True. This is Poot," - Cameron
"What the hell is that? It looks like a centaur without the horse!" - Swiftfoot about Poot
"Do you remember commanding all those Orcs to attack Dragonsville?" - Cameron
"Swiftfoot, do you remember anything?" - Cameron
"You speak Bugbear?" - GM
"Ahm, we're trying to create a base from which to fight the Evil Black Ravagers!" - Acanthastra
"Something about
"Zap! Zap! Zap!" - David, pathetically.
"Swiftfoot?"
"The short one looks quite nice!" - Chameleon
"I met him at the base of the Mountain and we shared my rabbit for the evening," - NPC
"What was the name of the wood-cutter that was killed?" - Poot
"Where did he die?" - Rola
"Don't worry! One's a halfling, and the other's a hangover!" - Rola, about Poot and Stella.
"...and the smell of wood-smoke and mule dung is hanging in the air," - GM - Amanda
"That's where the might wizard Alvahar the Mighty is supposed to be buried!" - GM - Amanda
Poot spends five minutes talking bout Socialist Republics Communes and community shovels. In traditional capitalist hostility he is dubbed a half-wit!
".. In fact the wolves come straight at you. They don't look left or right. They come straight at you," - GM - Amanda
"We're in deep shit! We're in deep shit!" - Rola
"Thank you, Mr. Tree, you've been very helpful!" - Rola
"What colour were those things?" - Rola
Rola pretends to commune with her God -
"The the coffin is a female skeleton and a staff," - GM - Amanda
"He teleported AGAIN!!??" - Andrea
"Back foul Beast, query?" - Rola turning undead.
"As a Cleric of Demios I have to maintain an image of fear, terror, uhh...alarm, dread! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME??" - Tira Sunflower
"Diet: Carnivore," - GM - Andrea
"Do you think these Owlbear eggs would be worth any money, Courtney?" - Nickel
"Ahh, I'm afraid my friends that I can travel no further. I shall have to remain here. You shall have to leave without me!" - Nickel
"Continual Light Bulbs..." - GM - Andrea
"I will take the disease off Nickel when I see fit!" - Pallor
A discussion about whether cockatrices turn each other into stone -
"I'll try and vault on the camel" - Nickel
"Get out of here! I don't need your help!" - Tira
"Control Winds spell...sort of like Evacuate bowels" - Amanda
"Work!!" - Tira (commanding a magic bell)
"Sadly now we sing again...." - David
"I think it is incredibly intelligent to send in the police and the military. They can blow everyone away and not lose Karma points!" - Jenny
An Imperial Walker approaches -
Discussion about the roles of the PCs in regard to the Star Wars movie -
"I'll pull off my plasti-skin mask and reveal...."
"The King and Queen are sitting on their thrones. They look rather tired," - GM - David
"what does this child look like?' Poot
"Could we see the child's room?" - Ellianne
"Shoot Poot," - Cameron
Poot finds Halfling Chain Mail + 2 -
"I don't want anything," - Cameron
"I'd like a Ring of Protection...as a front line farter," - Andrew
"And Crosby also goes up a level, which makes him the most powerful magic item!" - GM - Dave
"Uh-oh!" - Kobold
"I'm not walking away while someone has my pal Pelikan at the end of a twig!" - Fekor
"Do you know anything about possession?" - Lysia
"I'll even go so far as to read Wordsnype's mind!"
Kieron writes some runes in a circle in the dirt while the Blue Dragons circle above.
Horseriding episode -
"You feel Zippy!" - GM - Amanda
"Hey Lester, there's a basilisk's head!" - Halcyon to Lester
"Uh, errr, umm, irrrh. This is so embarassing. I want you to go and find a husband for me!" - Beholder
"How do Beholders do it? They probably rush at each other from a great distance and then explode into hundreds of little beholders!" - Andrea
"You have incurred a library fine of 6 pounds of flesh," - Gold Dragon
"Well, we wanted to return the book, but unfortunately Cameron suffered a very severe form of death in the process," - Stella
"Repeat that sentence slowly and think like Andrea!" - David
"That's a funny looking hat!"
"You follow the hoof-prints until it gets dark," - GM - Amanda
"If you get me a plastic inflatable Guy Gardner I'll announce our engagement" - Amanda
"Hey great! Kentucky Nuggets!" - Dark Thunder
"They phoned me up!" - Rotgut
"I heal him for 8 hit points" - Barter
"Tough guys don't need mapping paper!" - Andrew
"Go and tell the orcs not to hit us!"
"I'll stand guard and yell if they come!" - writes the mute, DOS
"I roll a natural 1 on 1D100!" - David
"Shall I grenade them?"
"You're going into the water, with a wet gun, and she's got claws! Great! This is going to be just like Jaws!" - Andrew
"I really don't have any idea how much money I have!" - Ellianne
"We'd really rather you came along, Rola!" - Cameron
"He's over there, playing his pan pipes," - GM - David
"Do you want to die?" - Ellianne
"You mean you want us to pay them money?" - Stella
"Does anyone around here know the name of the ship I'm on?" - Garth
"I always hit the external speakers when I fly into battle. Pretty useless in space, but…" - Garth
"Is that a Thermal Detonator in your pocket, or are your just glad to see me?" - Stormtrooper
"Only a Jedi would eat carrots. It's all the force of the fault," - Werner
"You hear a roar behind you. You turn to see a Tridon (thats an extra-large, three armed lizard/gecko) running towards you. Roll on Dexterity!" - GM - David
"Use your force point! It's Fantastic! It's Heroic!" - Andrew
"Ever heard the term 'Abandon Exploding Vehicle'?"
"He's unconscious on the ground - someone would be robbing him by now!" - Werner
"You're Wounded!" - GM - Dave
"The sun hasn't gone down yet!" - GM - Amanda
"What are you going to do with an unconscious body and a snake? On second thoughts, don't tell me, I don't want to know!" - David
"Okay, we look in the room" - David
"Hello, Police? Yeah, the neighbour's nuclear reactor is melting down!" - Neutraliser
Imaginary super-villain situation -
"Stop beating up the Super-villain and go to sleep,"
"Has anyone seen my mouse?" - Rotgut
"Mousie! Let Go!!" - Rotgut
"What does he use the Grapling hook for?" - Andrea, perusing Werner's character sheet.
"Rot-Rot Rot-Rot!" - Rotgut
"I cover his nose and mouth so he stops making those breathing noises!" - Rotgut, hiding with unconscious friend.
"Mmmm! Yum! Mousie!!" - Rotgut, snacking.
"I don't know which is worse - he did it, or I saw it!" - Simon complaining about David's muscle-twisting stair-railing gymanastics
"I'm going to run outside and look for a phone with a black robe!" - Panther
"How does one sneak with an Ingram?" - Red Rogue
Alan E.'s character zaps a hermetic ring -
"Displacer cloak on the city! The nuclear missile misses!!" - Andrea
"Was anyone paralysingly funny?" -GM - Dave
"How much are cyberwear eyebrows?" -Simon
"Dear Werner, Please Shoot Al in the Head," - GM note - Dave
"One size fits all for a Jedi!"
"Alan A.'s character's a couple of cards short of a full deck now!"
"You've just been impregnated. How does it feel to be an expecting father?" - Werner
"I'm going to plaster her - she's looking green around the gills!" - Werner
"Emperor Vader....I like that!!" - Anikan Skywalker (Amanda)
"I'll thank you to keep a civil tongue in your head!" - Stella
"I wanted to inform you of the quality of your friend Stella," - Cantrip
"What shall I use on the mist? I know! Cloud Kill! Kills Clouds!" - Ellianne
"I'm going to turn dead" - Wolf
"He's going to fireball? Oh Yes? Oh Yes! Blow out all the walls! Burn my face off!" - Ellianne
"Whip me! Beat me! Burn my Face off!" - Poot
"Oh no! Not another quote!" - Amanda
"Is he going to fireball the gas thing?" - Andrea
Poot gets killed by a soul-eater -
Description of Poot -
"We want to hire a boat with a good name!" - Amanda
Another description of Poot -
Wolf asks the sea serpent about the Dragonturtle -
"Her name was Rola,
"I feel fluffy! Oh so fluffy! I think I'll take an aspirin!" - Dead Poot
"Are you saying my creastures are nasty?" - GM - David
"I feel batty!" - Chris T
"I feel affected! Of so affected! I think I'll take some damage!" - Chris T
"Two Knas! John West, Buy the Best!"
"Hey kna, Hey kna. My boyfriend's back and I'm gonna get my leg chewed off. Hey kna, my boyfriend's back!" - David and Andrea
"I lost my boat...and my wife!" - Kaptain Withakay
"Footsies! I feel Footsies! I think I'll take a walk!" - Chris T
"Um - okay, Despard turns into a rabbit" - GM - Dave
"Meep" - Despard, Rabbit
"....Drain Digger," - Derrick
"Romble!" - Everyone Else.
"They fly," - Gambler
"Why don't you visit the Death Star?" - Meftourerin
"I did that last year," - Shrdlu
"....It shouldn't work as well," - Rokk Wolfram
"Catweazle?" - Andrea
"No. Except for the moustache," - Michael
"But it fumbles, because it doesn't have any thumbs," - Chris T
GM - Amanda nearly chokes to death over drink.
"Humbug!" - Everyone Else.
"Oh, look! a mush room!" - Colte
"All right. We turn them," - Quinjin.
"What, that maggot?" - Obipar Aeaeae
"No" - Silvarde
"Damn. Well, I'll Disintegrate the door anyway," - Cedric II
Afterwards - "Whoops, I forgot I had a Knock spell!"
"So was the maggot!" - Javelin.
"No, I'm Rivyn," - Rivyn
"Is it 15 feet long?" - GM
"Who knows?" - Andrew
"A mere flesh wound!" - Derrick, a round before he dies from another 20 points of damage.
"I refuse to acknowledge you until you address me by my proper title" - Dave
"Alright, LOSER, what's your Armour Class?" - GM
"Seven," - Dave, meekly
"Adventurers tend to have that effect," - Cameron
"Maybe we should all go on holiday for a week, and then they won't attack us," - Afrit
"No, then sirens start calling you," - Ellianne
"What sort? Ambulance? Fire Engine? Police?" - Frag
"Naked," - Ellianne
"Well, tough!" - Ellianne
"The door on the right is marked D.K. (evil goddess) which means death, and so the door on the left must mean hell, and we don't want to die, so we should go through the left," - Cameron
"Oh, go to hell, Cameron!" - Afrit
"RIGHT!" - Everyone but Cameron.
"WRONG!" - Cameron
"A little bit" - GM - David
"Protection from Evil..Undead..Weapon-Using creatures, Magic? Posion? Oh, Antidote!" - Chris T
"No" - GM
"Oh, Bugger!" - Chris T
"Yes!!" - GM
"Bug Repellant!" - Everyone
"Uh-Oh!" - Cameron
"But she's invisible!" - Chris A.
"What if the things can see invisible?" - Cameron
"Then she fries!" - Sinestro
"Well, my name's Cameron Alexander True," - Cameron
"What?" - Halfling
"My name's Cameron Alexander True," - Cameron
"Wow! My name's Alexander too!" - Halfling
"Really? That's Incredible!" - Cameron
"I still think we should kill it," - Sinestro
"What's in the chest? What's in the chest?" - Alexander
"Heart, Lungs, Diaphragm..." - Andrea
"No, but I can cast a Disintegrate spell," - Ellianne
"I can pay for spells you know," - Frag
"You'd pay me to Disintegrate you?" - Ellianne
"I wouldn't!" - Alexander, with Ring of Truthlessness
"Sinestro might start fighting back!" GM - David
"Yes, i got through his forward defenses. ie: Everyone Else!" - Chris T
"Oh Great! A relaxed dragon...It might burp!" - Ellianne
"Well, I think we shouldn't..uh.," - Rola
"Kill them??"
"Well, yeah!" - Rola
"And doesn't draw blood," - Chris T
Cameron sits on the throne and is immediately evaporated with all his equipment.
"Is my copper piece still there?" - Rola (Alan A.)
"Where's Cameron?" - Frag, returning.
"He drowned," - Alexander
"This reminds me a lot of the conflict between Cariac and Sham" - Alan A.
"Hmmph! Most of the conflict between Cariac and Sham occurred in a Bedroom..." - Andrea
"*No! I want to be on top!*" - Chris T, squeakily.
"Which part would you like first?" - Sinestro
"It's been sliced open, it's lying on the ground, and it's not moving much," - GM - David
"Is it still alive?" - Frag
"Big Turgid in Little China" - Andrea
"Turgid Shooters" - Amanda
"The opposite of a flaccid cell is a troubled cell!" - Andrea
"Is that a hint for an Ice-storm?" - Ellianne
"Oh NO! I've got money in the bank there!" - Cameron the Lawful Good
"Or just on his brain!" - Alexander
"I could cast Speak to Plants!" - Rola
"That would help with Frag!" - Cameron
"He's still in the glove-box," - Amanda
"I float along behind the giant!" - Frag
"Alright then, it lighning bolts the giant you're standing behind!" - GM - David
"Hahh! Expendible!" - Ellianne
"I enjoy pain," - Serry
"Inflicting or Receiving?" - sado-masochistic mage
"Both," - Serry
"Oh you're one of us, are you?" - sado-masochistic mage
"Anything as communal as that can't be healthy!" - Serry
"'Maybe you could take your armour off' I say drily," - Amanda
"Only the door you came in through," - GM
"Ahh, but that was an entrance!" - Quinjin
"They're probably related to dwarves, anyway," - Ellianne
6 black puddings, sitting on a wall,
And if one of those puddings should accidentally fall,
There'd be eleven puddings, sitting on a wall!"
- Ellianne, musically.
"Does your fighter ability allow you to make love twice as fast?" - Andrea
"Only if she's got a weapon!" - Amanda
"Frag has fighter combat options too you know!" - Amanda
"This is fun!" - Cameron and Ellianne
"Frag disappears!" - Amanda (Cameron)
"You can't talk!" - Cameron
" - " - Alexander
"All her wombs disappear?" - Andrea
"What a spell! Instant Hysterectomy!" - Chris T
"Does it have a piece of the sword between its teeth?" - Andrea
"No," - GM
"But it does have a dozen red roses and is singing Carmen?" - Andrea
"Not really - it's holding you there. Can an apple deflect a bite?" - Chris T
"I taste great...Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crucheee!" - Alexander being eaten by a roper.
"She's dead!"
"...Oh!"
"Yes, she's a cousin of mine," - Murphy the Apothecarist
"She said she was your cousin," - Baxter, not paying attention.
"What attacks?" - GM
Drove my longsword through her torso
And poked her in the eye.
With the blood and gore
She slid down to the floor
Singing "This'll be the day that I die!"
"This'll be the day that I die!" - Chris T, musically
Thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...
thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...
thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...
thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...
thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...
thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...thunk...
"Alright, Cameron is missed," - GM - David
"What?" - Andrew
"Save vs. Wands," - GM
"Oh, I though you said 'Save vs. Swans'" - Andrew
"Oh no! Black Ravager!" - Chris Fs
"Well, actually, no. His skin's sort of green, and..." - GM
"Oh no! Bruce Banner!" - Chris Fs
"Stap out of it Snoat!" - Despard to Stoat
"Mmm, mmmm. Talon-licking good!" - GM - Dave
"She's reformed! That's Great!" - Chris Fs
"We can turn it upside-down and look at the snowflakes!" - Chris Fs
"Which is which?" - David
"Just go down the street to the government offices," - barkeep
"Oh, the CES!" - Poot
"Do you want to be my test subject?" - Ellianne
"These are woods Cameron can have a really meaningful conversation with!" - Poot
"Ba-boom, chuck! Ba-boom, chuck!, Hey Bro!" - Everyone Else
"Noel! Oh, we ran into him the other day, didn't we?" - Chris A.
"No. We weren't going fast enough," - David
"I hear about most of these from people like Dave and Chris Fs!" - David
"They've got an excuse. They're children!" - Andrea (the youngest...)
"I'm not, I'm listening to my camera!" - Amanda
"Bursting? Good. Then we don't have to hit them!" - Chris T
"You are not!" - Swiftfoot
"Yes we are. I don't lie!" - Cameron
"Can you prove that you are?" - Swiftfoot
"Show him your Drovers license!" - Ellianne
"Oops," - Swiftfoot
"That's my line," - Cameron
"No...Oh Cameron! You're a Dwarf!" - Swiftfoot
"Yes, I know," - Cameron, drily
"Yes," - Alan E. (dwarf)
"Dwarves and Bugbears are very closely related you know,"
"A very human cause," - Bugbear
"You're not GM anymore!" - Everyone
"That murderous centaur?" - Ellianne
"That mutant halfling?" - Poot
"No he isn't - he tastes quite terrible," - Rola
"She'd know!" - Ellianne
"Oooooooh!" - Poot
"And they say I've got a dirty mind!" - Andrea
"Broram" - GM - Amanda
"Why can't they have normal names?" - Poot
"Like Poot?" - Rola
"Yeah...or Rola!" - Poot
"Shut up. And stop looking me in the eye. You're too short!" - Rola
"In the jakes!" - GM
"The what?" - Rola
"The toilet, you fool!" - Ellianne
"Clerics don't go to the toilet. They have an evacuate bowel spell," - Poot
"Yeah. It teleports the unsightly substance to a random, unkown location. The king had protection spells put up on his banquet hall after the debacle at the Royal engagement party!" - Ellianne
"Sort of an Insect repellant, maybe?"
"Christmas decorations?"
"Good name for a mighty wizard!" - Poot
"Obviously didn't go to the traffic training centre when they were cubs," - Andrea
"No we're not! I would know if we were in deep shit. I would know if we were in shallow shit!" - Poot the halfling
"Oooh, sort of un-green," - Tree
"You're faking it Rola!" - Poot
Uproarious laughter from all dirty-minded players....
"What a maid and butler and all that?" - Chris T
"He had one hit point. What would you expect a mage to do?" - GM - Amanda
"DIE!" - Andrea and David
"Who?" - Courtney
"Is that like Diet Coke?" - Amanda
"Only one calorie!" - Chris T
"What way, poached or fried?" - Courtney
"Yes. Goodbye," - Pallor
"Arrgh!!! OOooh! Erggh! Ihnghh! EHRRRlll!" - Harold (Chris T rolling about violently on the gaming table)
"Take it off, now you've seen it!!" - Harold
"You come into a whole room of statues of cockatrice copulating..." - David
"It's probably too high for you," - GM - Andrea
"I can climb Sheer surfaces - I can climb Sheer Camel!" - Nickel
"OK then!" - Nickel
"You take ten points of damage, Tira," - GM - Andrea
"I drop dead!" - Tira
"It seems to want to work, but lacks a certain something," - GM - Andrea
"Work, Please!" - Tira
"A little voice asks: 'With sugar on top?" - GM
"To each and every one..." - Jenny
"Gladly we'll be dead and then..." - David
"We'll all have much more fun!" - Jenny
"It's going to step on us. Move It!" - Jarrod
"Hang on - I can't find pi on my calculator!" - Chris T
"Yeah, well, we're the Wookie, and you're Solo!" - Jarrod, about himself and Velocity, to Jay Staco the Smuggler.
"A storm trooper?"
"A lizard man?"
"A plasti-skin mask?"
"Darth Vader?"
"Oh, a new Queen!" - Andrea
"Like you, only smaller," - Ellianne
"And with bald feet," - Poot
"No, there's a wall in the way!" - Poot
"Look what I got, Look what I got! I can make hundreds of rings out of this!" - Poot
"We're in the same boat now, Poot!" - Cameron (reincarnated as Elf) to Poot (Almost
reincarnated as Elf)
"No, I'm in the Bag of Holding" - Poot
"Oh come on Cameron, you've just saved the heir to an entire kingdom!" - Ellianne
"Yeah - everyone would have suffocated if it wasn't for you!" - Poot
"And if you write that down in there, I'll destroy you!" - GM
"Hi there, Shorty!" - Cameron, glad he's no longer a dwarf.
"Nine-tenths of the lore, ain't it?" - Andrew
"Oh no! Oh no! The roof's too low!"
"What do they say?"
"If you can read this, you're hovering too low!"
"Hi ho, Magda!" - Embre
"Hi ho, Libra!" - Bayna
"Hi ho, Operating System Level Machine Code Instruction!" - Halcyon
"Potion of Fly Control! Hey, Lester? Ziii-ip!" - Chris T
"What?" - Lester's last words.
"Wuthering Heights!" - Amanda
"That's my wife!"
"Why does it get dark?" - David
"'Cause the sun goes down," - GM
"Look! Someone's dropped a bus on another bus!" - Rotgut (meeting London traffic)
"Last night a mass murder in South London - bodies cut into small pieces and distributed via poultry trucks all over London" - News Report
"Suddenly I don't feel hungry anymore," - Dark Thunder
"Why?" - Dark Thunder
"Back-up!" - Rotgut
"But why did they phone you up?" - Dark Thunder
"'Cause there's a phone in my hotel room," - Rotgut
"Ooh...ooh. He's never felt this good before. 'Thank Posiedon!' he says. 'Thank Posiedon!'" - GM as NPC merchant
"Eat fish and thank Posiedon!" - Barter
"Yes, Eat Fish! I'll spend the rest of my life making water!" - NPC
"No comee hittee, ya?" - Richard to Orcs
"What's the matter? Can't you talk?" - Orc
"What does this ship do?" - Werner
"It flies," - Andrea
"I mean, what did this ship do?" - Werner
"It flew," - Andrea
"You don't even hit the building!" - GM - Amanda
"I spin the gun flamboyantly then shoot! The reversed gun sends a bullet through my skull!" - David
"No. With that roll, you can't even hit yourself," - GM
"No! Just Kill them!"
"I do," - Stella
"Really?" - Rola the Cleric
"What would we do without you??" - Ellianne
"Die," - Rola
"Not badly, I hope?" - Amanda
"Oh only because he's learning a new tune...and because there's a wasp in it," - Werner
"Sure it's not a bee?" - Amanda
"Actually, it's my familiar, a lizard," - Werner
"....Inhale....." - Andrea
"Yes!" - Merionthal (another truthlessness ring victim)
"Good!" - Ellianne
"I know they like gems!" - Cameron
"GEMS!!!!!!" - Stella, indignantly
"You're walking aren't you?" - Werner
"What, in orbit?" - Dave
"In Space, no-one can hear you Symphonize!" - Daskar
"I suppose this is the den of the home of where the creature lived," - Shrdlu
"14! 12! 11! 4!"
"The tridon advances! It's at close range!" - GM
"Ah! A tridon!" - Shrdlu, noticing
"It's been used already!" - Amanda
"No way! That would be going within the blast radius of the car!" - GM - Dave
"Only Seriously!" - Red Rogue
"Well...almost. It has on that side of the house!" - Andrea
"There's a light on in the room," - GM - Amanda
"Does it say anything?" - David
"Click!" - Telephone
"Who are you?"
"I am the scourge of the noble-hearted! Enemy of the government! Teaser of three-legged puppies! I am DARK THIRST!!!"
"Bloody English Students," - Werner
"Quickly" - Centauri
"It's purely refelctive!" -GM - Dave
"...Like attacking a power socket with a fork!" - Slide
"I was paralysed" - Amanda
"She hasn't got gills. Yet," - GM - Amanda
"Yours, or someone eleses?" - Ellianne
"We know what quality our friend is. She happens to be a baroness!" - Ellianne
"Nnnnhhh! So There!" - Stella
"You always were a hothead, Ellianne!" - Cameron
"I just got my hair back!" - Ellianne
"YES," - Alan A.
"I am not in the next room! I am NOT in the next room!!" - Andrea
"OH NO! What about my tournament? I'm glad I didn't send out the invitations - I would have died of embarassment!" - Dead Poot
"Short, dark and misty"
"What about 'The Frolicking Aqualung'?" - GM - David
"I'm not going on a boat like that! Aqualungs work underwater, don't they?" - Amanda
"The next boat's called 'Our Lady's Company'," - GM
"Ah, but what sort of company does she keep?" - Amanda
"I expected Andrea to make that joke actually," - GM
"It was under my head," - Andrea
"So it took out her neck," - Amanda
"Short, dark and empty now,"
"Is it alone?" - Wolf
"No, it has a wife and ten kids," - Cantrip
She was a cleric,
With yellow ribbons in her hair,
And Plate Mail down to there!
She could Dispel Magic,
And Raise Dead Fully!
Well, every now and then,
When Poot was dead again!" - Musical GM and Players
"No we're saying they're Knas!" - several people
"You look batty!" - Amanda
"Oh so batty! Like I've never been batty before! I think I'll take a fly!" - Chris T
"There was an old lady..." - Andrea
"Your wife?" - Ellianne
"Yeah. She was tied to the front. I couldn't afford a figurehead!" - Kaptain Withakay
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