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"Can you see, Sylar? Are you blind?" - Rebel PCs
"Yeah, when did they put your eyes out?" - Maxim
"Sylar, Wyla Gorgeous is here!" - Maxim
"Oh, where?" - Sylar
"Hi there, Sylar!" - Orproz the Kubaz in a girly voice
"How long will I be blind?" - Sylar
"Well, Solo was blind up 'til the end of the Sarlaac Pit…" - GM
"Yeah. Sylar, you'll be blind until we get to the Sarlaac pit," - Jay
"What do you do when people attack you while you're talking?" - frustrated GM - David
"We shoot them," - Jay
"Then we talk about it," - Maxim
"…From the small nuances I have observed amongst the male members of the crew…" - GM
"Hang on! I haven't got a small nuance!" - Jay
"I don't want to take up Sylar's Security any more as I don't want to feed his ego," - David
"Don't worry - we can easily crush it again!" - Chris Fl.
Maxim brings out a thermal detonator…
"I spend a Force point to avoid bloodshed… Well, you don't bleed much when you burn to death," - Maxim
"Shit! I rolled 13! On 8 dice!" - Chris Fl., Maxim's player
…Maxim kills the party.
"Do I get a Dark Side point for that?" - Maxim
"No - you were trying to do good," - Jay
"…Or you could pay the family rate. Are you a family?" - Customs Official
"Yes, we're all related," - Jay
"The Official eyes the obvious Lazaraan and the Kubaz…" - GM - David
"Schnooork!" - Orproz
"Hissssss!" - Tyranny
"Adopted, I see," - Official, drily.
"Yes, but don't tell them, they don't know," - Jay, sotto voce
"We're not talking in front of the official!" - Amanda
"Where are you talking then? You're all standing around in front of him!" - GM- David
"We're all telepathic!" - Werner
"Yeah, David. You missed that adventure. You went home early," - Chris Fl.
"I'm sorry, Orprox - I've got blood on your uniform," - Quebec
"The blood is a cream colour," - GM, talking about the blood of Quebec's latest victim.
"But… But it's my blood!" - Quebec, getting worried
"Major Verpalion…. Jay Staco approaching!"
"What do you mean, Jay Staco approaching? Open Fire! All Weapons!"
ZAPP! ZAPP! ZAPP!
"Despatch Lianna Corvette 'Audacious' to bring back his body!"
"But Sir! The 'Audacious' just blew up!"
"We bid you greetings," - Native leaders, being very formal
"G'day!" - Quebec, in very broad Australian accent
"You should never give primitive life-forms guns," - Kriz
"They go crazy…"
"Look what happened to Jay!" - Orproz
"They'll never believe we're Smugglers - our ship is too clean!" - Quebec
"Well, just slosh some alcohol around…" - Jay
"Ah, how exactly do you get the Rebellion to pay you?" - Agn
"And what is your name?" - Official
"Errr…Errrr…" - Agn, trying to think up a pseudonym
"Errerr?" - Official, confused
"Errerr Arghargh," - Agn, desperately
"I wonder how much trouble I could get into trying to order an unspiked Tango juice!" - Quebec, Mos Eisley cantina.
"We've got a special on landspeeders today - one for the price of two…" - GM - Amanda
"There's a 5'6 blonde, who looks nothing like Marlene, because she isn't Marlene…." - GM
"…and Marlene isn't blonde," - Quebec
"…And remember to pick up Tyranny and Orproz," - Marshall Preldon
"Is that before or after the mission, Sir?" - Kriz
The party is knocked out by gas…
"I'm going to check for a pulse on Orproz and Jay… and who else died?" - Tyranny
Kriz makes a great effort, and bends the bars of Agn's cell…
As Agn is about to get out, he hears guards approaching
"Kriz! Do something! Bend the bars back!"
So he does, and Agn remains safe in the cell…
"Why don't we wait until our brains have turned back into something solid and clobber them all?" Sylar
"I don't hit people with my brains," - Agn
Tyranny and Jay approach people at an isolated bus stop…
"Two of them only run a short distance and then stop, seeing that Jay Staco has't been eaten by the giant green lizard yet," - GM
"A walking larder - he's my snack!" - Tyranny
"Yeah, Jay Snacko!"
"Hey! Look, everybody! I'm a Sarlaac!" - David with plastic ring from coke bottle balanced on his upturned mouth.
"I've never et a Hammerhead…. I mean met… I've never met a Hammerhead," - Tyranny
"If you think I'm big, you should see the ship's cat!" - Tyranny
"Is there any particular part of the ship I can show you?" - Tyranny
"The secret cargo hold perhaps?" - Amanda
"Are there only four of you?" - NPC
The PCs have to stop and count…
"No! No technicians have been eaten here for months!" - Verpine Technician assigned to Lazara - "And the last one was a mistake!"
"It's nice to eat some civilised food again!" - Lazaran
"Some stormtroopers attacked us a few weeks ago. That's the last one there in the larder!" - Lazaran Chief
"Did you reveal anything to him about the Rebellion?" - Preldon
"Nothing pertinent, Sir!" - Sylar
"So, you're being impertinent then!" - Preldon
"Inside you see something shocking and twisted and yet eerily familiar!" - GM
"It's Maxim!" - Chris Fl.
"26 to reprogram it…" - Hasq, about the rogue droid
"You have to reach it first," - GM - Amanda
"…with an axe," - Hasq
"What shape is the Ithorian in?" - Tyranny "Ithorian shaped," - Hasq
"So… we got back to the ship then," - Suchensooch
"Yes," - Tyranny
"Is it damaged?" - Suchensooch
"No… But the Mountain? Shit, yeah!" - Tyranny
"I get the bodies of two snakes and hang them from each side of my head! Look! I'm a Twi'lek!" - Hasq
"Obviously something big ripped him apart, and something small took his gun. I'd hate to think of something BIG out there with his gun," - Private Garet Jax, examining the ripped apart body
"That's how we're alike, us leprachauns and you vampires - we both drink blood," - Seamus O'Connell
"You were attacked by the Sabbat," - Prince Viarat
"What is the Sabbat?" - Michael
"It's a card game I think," - Seamus
"He valued it very highly… if it was him… he… whatever…" - Valdimir
"I've found a new way of controlling Tyranny - Ordering her to do what she wants," - Jay Staco
"Rebels should never go shopping at Target," - Chris Fs
Hasq with dead body: "Look! I've taken a prisoner!"
"Do you think it's a trap?" - Krill
"Of course it's a trap. Put your weapons away," - Sylar
Snnnikkkt! - Hasq's claws
"Sir, we are in a party with you, me, and five beings whose idea of a plan is 'Hit It!'!" - Suchensooch
"What's all this?" - 3 fat businessmen upon seeing a lift filled by a human, a verpine, a lazaran, a whipid and three togorians.
"Shreddogram!" - Hasq
"Fire at will!" - Sylar
"Which one's he, Sir?" - Suchensooch
"What's a Glacier?" - Tyranny
"Someone who fits windows," - Hasq
"Identify yourself!" - voice on comlink
Jay looks at his superior, Preldon, for advice. Preldon shrugs.
"Don't look at me! I'm on holiday!"
"I'm sorry - you seem terribly familiar!" - Tyranny
"I'm from a large family. Maybe you met one of my brothers," - Quebec
"Et one of his brothers?" - Suchensooch
Star Wars theme starts…
"Damn! My stereo's acting up again…" - Jay
"No Sir - I programmed it to do that whenever we come in for a landing," - Krill
"I'm going to the ladies. room!" - Tyranny
"I'll check out the 'His" and "Its" rooms!" - Krill
"You can't go in the "Its" room! Pervert!" - Tyranny
"We're being watched! I think we should leave!" - Sylar
"Oh, sorry. Did I go to the wrong toilet?" - Tyranny
Hasq threatening Twi'lek:
"You know, the only difference between Twi'leks and Humans is those head tails…" - Hasq
"Tell them: 'Don't move or I'll kill you. We've got your boss. We have no quarrel with you. Get lost while you can'" - Sylar
"By the way, I'm not humming a tune with only one note - that's my vibroaxe!" - Krill
"It's a potent neurotoxin. It can kill a being of our body mass within 10 seconds," - GM
"The beings in charge of the air-conditioning system will be upset!" - Suchensooch
"We have three options here…. We could beat him up and throw him out, beat him up and throw him out, or beat him up and throw him out," - Krill
"Couldn't you throw him out and beat him up?" - Jay
"No Sir, they might catch us beating him up outside," - Krill
"Does it have a swimming pool?" - Tyranny
"No," - Rip Mendez
"But it said so in their brochure…" - Tyranny
"Oh… you mean the drowning pool…" - Rip Mendez
"…You are served 400 year old wine…" - GM - David
"Oh, don't they have anything newer?" - Rip Mendez
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"I'll make him lay down, and I'll search him for threatening things like guns or knives or credsticks!" - Rip Mendez
"I'll have a Something Blue without the blue stuff," - Rip Mendez
"The ownership of my ship will probably be transferred to Moff Such'n'such…" - Jay, gloomily |
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"I'm Lieutenant Mikurnar," - Sylar
"And I'm Commodore Staco," - Jay
"And I'm hiding!" - Suchensooch
"Loth should get frostbite and lose some toes," - Freyn
"Yeah!" - all the nasty players
"Then he could be a three-toed Loth!" - Freyn
"At least if he lost some toes he wouldn't be a complete Loth," - Korazon
"…Or like the dwarves, who build their houses out of mountain, and their ships out of stone - no wonder they don't like water," - Dzagash
"Don't worry! I've got Force Points to burn!" - Krill, as the ship he is on dives into a sun.
"Quebec! I thought you said this was safe!" - Sylar
" I'm safe," - Quebec
"Scan that wall!" - Stormtrooper
…hidden rebels listen in silence…
"I flex my hands round my rifle," - Quebec
…BLAM!… - GM
"We're in a crowded turbo-lift," - Krill
"Yeah, one shot each," - Han
"I thought there was ten of them, and five of us? That's two shots each!" - Quebec
"Yeah, that’s one shot to each of them from me!" - Han
"RIP… that's an appropriate name…" - Krill, commenting on Rip Mendez's unfortunate demise
"Empress Leia… the Emperor Slayer,"
"Be prepared to watch your homeworld die, Commander Staco!" - Darth Vader
"COMMODORE Staco!" - Jay
"Looks like I'm going to be toasted by an Assasin Droid!" - Krill
"Better than being assasinated by a toaster!" - Chris Fl.
The PCs are disguised as Stormtroopers…
"Hey, what did one Stormtrooper say to the other?" - Sylar
"I don't know," - Quebec
"Hey, what did one Stormtrooper say to the other?" - Sylar
"We seem to be becoming more foolish. Perhaps it's something in the air," - Korazon, the minotaur
"Perhaps," - Aspen the elf, looking at Freyn the flying half bugbear
"Give the man back his pitchfork!"
"He was poking it at me!"
"That's what it's for,"
"It's for poking at pitch - not minotaurs!"
"I'll scout ahead," - Freyn
"Why? Do you need a new one?" - Dzagash
"We tried to step on twigs and things as we approached, so you wouldn't be too surprised," - Korazon
"But we're such lousy rangers, we missed them all," - Freyn
"It's not really football, because we use the whole halfling," - Korazon
"Don't they have apple cider where you come from?" - moronic NPC
"Oh yes, tuns and tuns of it," - Dzagash
"This boastfulness is probably a disease," - Korazon
"Yes, it affects the brain," - GM - Amanda
"We should be safe then - we're only minotaurs," - Dzagash
"Where's Mr Dazagash?" - Dexter the worshipful page
"He's gone off to do something stupid and heroic," - Korazon
"That doesn't sound like him!" - Dexter
"Especially the heroic bit," - Abel the ERA fanatic
"Let's call him 'Fry-boy'" - Zapper, as Fly-boy gets astrally wasted
"Dead bodies are useful to block doors - they're cheap, and easy to come by at low levels," - Byron Water
"What's Riding? Dex?" - Dave
"Dexterity plus Three," - Werner
"Oooh…nine!" - Dave
"Can I bind his wounds with one hand and take his purse with the other?" - Titanical Jane
"The forest is getting denser…" - GM - Amanda
"Duh! Am I a tree?" - Werner
"We minotaurs were the first race - they made humanoids from our upper parts, to serve us, and animals from our lower parts, to sever us," - Dzagash the Minotaur
"No! Halflings were made first! The Gods started small because they were inexperienced," - Perry the Halfling
"No, no, no, no. In the beginning, there was the primeval soup…" - Drum the Dwarven Chef
"I thought minotaurs were white," - Jenny
"No, I'm black, she's white," - Werner
"I had the vague impression of Stormtroopers with horns," - Jenny
"I don't think I've got a "stun" setting on this…" - Hasq wielding vibroaxe
"I must say, it's a pleasure to not have met any of you," - Kina Margath
"I think it's a pleasure to not have met any of us too," - Krill
"The caliphate is threatening revenge on the neighbouring city of Udh Tanith. There is an air of tension in the city," - GM - Chris Fs
"We had better watch out for Press Gangs!" - Staphy
"That's why I'm glad that I look so young!" - Jimmy
"And I'm glad I'm a hideous tall black thing!" - Staphy
"Aren't you glad that you're a young. fit, male human fighter, Warby?" - Jimmy
Drum tries to go Astral. It doesn't work…
"Drum! You look constipated!" - Warby
"Can't…get…out…" - Drum
"That's usually the case…"
"We know the monster has a thousand eyes, and this corpse is missing its eyes…"
"…So now the monster has a thousand and two eyes?" - Staphy
"The Gods hate me!" - Staphy
"You don't believe in the Gods!" - Jimmy
"Yeah. That's why they hate me…" - Staphy
"Shall we check behind the bricked-up wall, or look down the stairs?"
"NO! Not the Stairs! At least we know that there's something that makes hideous slurping noises behind the brick wall. We don't know what is down the stairs!" - Jimmy
"It's undead!" - Staphy
"At least it's not dead!" - Jimmy
"It's undead. But it's got a sense of humour," - Drum
"You mother was a cissy!"
"How dare you call my parent a mother!" - Staphy
"Make a saving throw…" - GM
"I fail…or pass. I can't tell because my character sheet is stained with sauce," - Drum
"I've got a stone to pick with that thing!" - Dwarf
"Why not a stone?" - Another Dwarf
"What? Why?" - Dwarf
"Don't worry. It’s just my subtle sense of humour," - Dwarf
"One evening you are awoken by heavy breathing… there's a Tarrasque in your room!" - GM - Chris Fs
"We should all live an equitable life, whatever that means…" - Dorak
"It's what you are when you're not dead, isn't it?" - Korazon
"The creature's mandibles were red hot - any germs on them would have been cooked!" - GM - Chris Fs
"Spores can survive a Bla… what's a Blast Furnace?" - Dorak
"What's a spore?" - GM
"About mid afternoon you get out of the trees…" - GM - Amanda
"Oh… We're evolving quickly!" - Korazon
"An older man wearing a gold-embroidered aba emerges from the large tent and approaches you…" - GM - Amanda
"What? A bunch of Swedish people are hanging off him?" - Chris Fs
"The only monsters I've ever seen were Gremlins," - Erica
"What about the invisible creature?" - Alastir
"I didn't see that!" - Erica
"You can join us, as long as you're not being chased," - Hugh
"I'm not chaste!" - Alastir
"Every time your brothers rocked the witches' roof, she was awake… either her, or that cat of hers," - GM - Werner
"We should get some cat-baits," - Erica, darkly
"Let's play a game…how about riddles?" - GM - Werner
"How about mumbledy peg?" - Hugh
"There's a naked female body tied to a stone table. Her chest seems to be rising and falling…" - GM - Werner
"Yes… You'd be looking at that…" - Hugh
"You try smearing it on your scratches. When it mingles with your blood, it turns blue and tingles," - GM - Amanda
"It's a pregnancy test!" - Chris Fs
"Surrender!!! …. I stab him," - Hugh
"The zombie hits you in the ear, but it doesn't hurt because its fist falls off!" - GM - Werner
"It's all happening here at the world leper-weight championships!"
"A bag of small-holding. Just right for a farmer,"
"You probably wouldn't like it if I told everyone that you were once an Imperial flight officer," - Ex-Imperial
"You probably wouldn't like it if I told everyone that you had sexual relationships with Banthas!" - Tal
"We should bring a bottle of wine…" - Tal
"Hmm….where's that bottle that Tyranny left here?" - Jay
"What was in it?" - DD
"It’s a urine sample," - Tal
Clyggoyb's last words: "I can fly!"
"Such a waste - a young life thrown away!"
"Flown away!"
In the middle of a dense forest. Demora looks for a tree to climb -
"Oops! failed my Perception check… There's no trees here!" - Demora
In offended mock welsh accents:
"Tropical Gummi Dinosaurs? Who put them here? They're not regulation issue!"
"Who packed these rations?" - Delbaeth
"Anyway, what's wrong with pointy ears?" - Duach the half-elf
"Nothing…If they're on a goat," - Conyn
"You feel the urge to throw up anything and everything you have eaten in the past three weeks!" - GM - Werner
"Pizza and Beer!" - Players
"The pen is mightier than the sword!"
"Yes, but I've got a shotgun!"
"Oh NO! I'm going to blow my diet!" - Angelica, the new vampire
"That's the sort of quotes you get from vampire…. Black humour,"
"Well, kind of red actually,"
"What have you been doing?" - Valley Girl to blood drenched vampires
"Food Fight!" - Chucky
"We can go to Florida - there's those mammals that live under the water…" - Chucky the Vampire
"But…they're protected by law!" - Angelica
"Like, so are people!" - Scott
"Do you want some backup, Angelica?" - Scott
"Yes, Scott will really get your back up!" - Alastair
"Vampires develop predatory instincts," - GM - Werner
"So do all Californian males," - Al
"I wonder if lawyers taste different…" - Al
"They're supposed to be bloodless, aren't they?" - Scott
"They'd probably understand us quite well, being Bloodsuckers," - Chucky
"We'll go along with that. We're conformists! Even if it’s the most attrociously bad plan I've ever heard," - Chucky
"I'm Alastair Montgomery," - Al
"…Burns!" - Chucky
"Yes, we all have that problem," - Vampire
"Please…try out this coffin. With the lid on," - Weird vampire types
"No, Don't do it, Chuck! They're lined with Kryptonite! Don't get in!" - Scott
"We are superior beings…. We are London Mail!" - Dalek-like Saniteks disguised as mail boxes
"I looked at the bodies before they were killed… I mean… buried," - Doctor questioned about bizarre murders
Delbaeth is tied to a tree in the snow, being shot at. Evil brigand shoots at him and misses wildly. Delbaeth already has an arrow in his chest.
"Stop that! It hurts to laugh!" - Delbaeth
"This isn't pornography! This is a wildlife catalogue!" - Jay surveying Tyranny's porn magazine - it contains a picture of a gecko from underneath…
Kriz in a gyroscope-thingy…
"Hey, this is like Jay's piloting, except I'm strapped in! How relaxing! Noone's shooting at me!" - Kriz
Kriz is INCed again…
"Everyone knows the Jedi can't fight without a gaping hole in his side!" - Sylar
"Yeah, it inspires him," - Jay
"He needs the pain to help him think," - Sylar
"I shoot the stormtrooper," - Amanda, Jay's player
"Roll to hit…" - GM - David
"…27" - Amanda, smugly
"You MISS!!!" - GM
"It MISSES?!!!!" - Amanda
"No," - GM
"We can't call them savages, they have plastic salt and pepper shakers," - Daphne
"I don't know - those librarians were pretty savage," - Raymond
"You see a jelly doughnut stall…" - GM - Amanda
"Wo! Civilisation!" - Raymond
….Stampede towards the stall…
"Hey, you guys really are cops!" - GM
"Where we come from, the cows, the horses, and the people used the same road. You just got out of the way of whatever was bigger," - Sylvan
"The Star Destroyers must have had fun," - GM - Amanda
"Let's use the purple cactus to poison the elves!"
"That wouldn't be fair on the cactus!"
"They're wearing clothes… humanoid clothes," - GM - Jenny
"Euuughhh! Their clothes are humanoid!" - Chris Fl.
"Take what you want from the chest…but don't take more than you can carry," - Evil Sorceror
"Pick up the chest," -Thri-Kreen to Howell the Half-Giant
"Ma Branwen isn't too well these days. She's finding it hard to get up the hill to church these days," - GM - Amanda
"She always found it hard to get to church,"
"A Farmer's lass attaches herself to your arm," - GM - Amanda
"Oh, I could be so evil, and I think I will!" - Duach
"A Hill-Giant Thief backstabbing with a boulder…" - Chris Fl.
"Hasta la vista…Bunny!" - Roberto
"What is that?" - Giovanni
"It is a new security device," - Roberto
"Why are you pointing it at my rabbits?" - Giovanni
"I don't know how the Bemmel will go through here….can you knee-shuffle?" - Sabra
"There's a hole in the wall - it smells really bad, and I think you should go in it," - Sabra
"I head off to the privy," - Demora
"Your tail seems quite relieved to see you," - GM - Amanda
"Of course. He's just been to the privy," - player
Phone conversation…
"Hello?" - Wolfie, answering phone
"Hello…ah….um…" - Giovanni
"Wolfie! Wolfie!" - Jenny, Wolfie's player, sotto voce
"I'm trying to remember my name!" - Chris Fl., Giovanni's player
"But if I took up smoking, I couldn't sing or talk all the time!" - Caradoc
"Hmmmm!" - other characters
Two werewolves…
"I could be killed by this," - Jason
"It's a good idea though. I'll use myself as a missle too!" - Rico
…planning to throw themselves through the windsreens of two cars packed with explosives…
Werewolf #1, bounced of car #1 knocking it into a lake, car #2 ran over his chest. Critically injured, collapsed lung.
Werewolf #2, smashed through windsreen and driver of car #2, which then ran into a tree and exploded. Staggered out on fire. Critically injured, collapsed lung.
"Rico, are you going to tell me about the photographer?"
"Yup. I tell you,"
"Doh - Wish you hadn't,"
"Eat silver, redneck honcho!" - Walks-with-the-stars
An illegal cargo -
"Chainsaws to a planet of sentient trees…" - Arkady
"Here's one of your character sheets of Jay,"
"Oh. It's just an old one,"
"Yes. They all are,"
"I'll watch third. If I'd watched second, we would have been attacked!" - Chris Fl.
"During the third watch…" - GM -Amanda after rolling a die
"There's someone tied upsidedown to a spur of rock," - Gorguul, whispering
"Is there anyone else around?" - Althanius
"I doubt he tied himself to the rock," - Gorguul
"You've got stuff on your chin," Chris Fl. to Jenny
…further down…further down…no, the second chin…" - Chris Fs
The Bemmel gets stuck trying to jump out a window
"What's that Sir??"
"Looks like the rear end of a horse!" - NPC Banter
"Make a base idiocy roll," - GM
"Stop! Stop! Rogue Bemmel on the staircase!" - Guard approaching thief
"No! No! Do what you like to me, but don't set me free and give me lots of money!" - The Old Brer-Rabbit trick
"I pretend to leap out the window, but really duck into the shadows!"
"How do you spell unlikely?"
"Are there any more of you?"
"How many of us have you caught?"
"We are reasonable people - we have just been forced to unreasonable ends - by unreasonableness!" - Sabra
"I never have trouble with colic - I'm too busy casting wind spells!" - Naaman the Bemmel
"Now if Jenny were here, she would eat them all!" - Chris Fl. sadly, about the HUGE packet of Maltesers
"You look very smart…um…good!" - Rafe, commenting on Very Dumb Big John's outfit
"They might also have some interest in this Manders person," - Eckersley
"So they're investigating child molesters too?" - Rosencrantz
"Something like that…" - Eckersley
"Aren't we trying to find something out about Eckersley?" - Fisher, aside to Thomphson
"Intelligence? What's that?" - Margot
"Does anyone know how to sail a ship?" - Naaman
"I know the way to a man's heart…" - Emerald the slave-girl
"No villains were hurt during the filiming of this program…" - The silly hero training video
"Turn the lights on!" - Fisher
"The lights are on!" - Tomphson
"Oh - I've just got my eyes closed," - Fisher
"The other three of you see red eyes blink on and off very quickly…"
"The Red Eyes Opened…!" - Chrises
"Alastair! There's a really unusual man over there!" - Angelica
"I'm Peter," - Stylish Vampire
"Pumpkin Eater?" - Angelica
"Being a date…" - advice given to vampire speaking on the phone
"…Uh, bring something to eat and drink," - vampire into phone
"Humiliate them…but you must remember to feel bad about it," - Alastair's conscience, knuckling under to his evil side
"Give us you money! Give us your clothes!" - Would-be muggers
"I'm afraid you're out of luck! We're fearless crime fighters!" - Chucky
"If the tide comes up here, why haven't the stalagmites dissolved?" - Amanda
"Shhh! Don't make fun of the geological ignorance of the module writers…" - GM - Chris Fl.
"Wake Up! Wake Up! Flying Tree Bemmel approaching!" - Alzebran
"You've been at the liquor again!" - Sabra
"They bring forth carafes of a strange golden liquid," - GM - Chris Fs
"Horse Piss!" - Chris Fl.
"They take you towards the bare courtyard," - GM - Chris Fs
"We're going to be drawn and quartered!" - Alzebran
"I look good on paper," - Rashid
Call of Cthulhu:
"I want to wake up about 12:00 to check if the Thing is in the Study," - Player - Jenny
"Make a luck roll," - GM - Chris Fs
"I Fail," - Player
"You wake up…" - GM
"??? OH…." - Player
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"Do you have a few words for our viewers?" - Media "Is this live?" - Sgt. Preston
Train travels over a river in France… Superhero throws a lout overboard for ignoring the "No Smoking" sign |
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Reporter walks into Kyle Sperry's rail sleeper. Kyle is wearing a blood and raspberry stained t-shirt and has an armful of blankets, and is standing in a lot of fruit jelly spilled on the floor…
"It's Slobor!" - Media
"Why do you want desert gear?" - Eckersley
"I forgot it would be tactless to be dressed like a mummy in Egypt," - Alberto
"If there's blood still coming out, he's still alive," - Rosencrantz
"Your female relatives are all really…..?!" - Domingo
"Why do you think we took the easy way out and got ourselves killed!" - Roberto the Vampire
"Eat her! Not me… She's tastier… But don't eat the credit cards!" - Alex Prescott
The Vampires finally reach their arch foe…
"Don't make too much noise! Mama is sleeping!" - Elena, sotto voce
Robert is attacked by an animated bed that noone else sees…
"The bed….the bed…" - Robert, moaning outside the window, with a broken leg
"Yes, we'll get you to a bed as soon as possible,"
"Shouldn't we hide in a group?"
"No. We should hide separately. If we hide in a group, they can attack us all at once!"
"Are those loons do you think?" - Albert
"No, that's us," - Jake
"You didn't make your SAN check…" - Cthulhu GM, accusingly
"I was dead!!!" - Robert's player, Jenny
"It looks quite dead….with the blood spurting out of it," - GM
"But if the blood's pouring out of it, it's still alive!" - Jenny, being stubborn
"They may already have Lor….they may have EATEN him!" - Corin
Corin hacks down another creature…
"I don't know why we're being so nice to these creatures! All they do is try to kill us!" - Amber
"That looks like a nasty wound," - Headman, pointing to Tor's missing eye
"Aye, it is," - Tor
"Outside the tent is tied a creature that is rather like a camel, except it has two distinguishing features…" - GM - Chris Fl.
"It's green?" - Lesley
"Yes. And it has three humps," - GM
"I think we're a long way from home. In fact, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore…" - Lesley
"What does the Lurker look like?" - Spillsbury
"Lurky," - GM
About Alex Prescott and the hostile aliens…
"I think he might have aggravated them, considering how he aggravates me," - Rosencrantz
"Did you really think that you would find a phone in here?" - Eckersley
"Well, it looked technological - " - Prescott
"Actually, it looked biological," - Eckersley
"It looked invisible to me," - Rosencrantz
Softhearted Detective bursts onto the scene of a struggle, gun blazing…
"Which one are you going to shoot? Two people you've never seen before - " - GM - Amanda
"…One has glowing red eyes and is biting someone on the neck!!!" - Victim's Player
"I make the fangs into a necklace and put the ears in the dryer," - Psychotic Vampire Hunter
"Hey! I use that dryer!" - Psychotic Vampire Hunter's Wussy Roomate
The tongue thing in the ceiling drops Alex on top of Eckersley
"I lay on the floor and shoot the thing in the ceiling another…. 9 times," - Alex
"Would you mind getting off first?" - Eckersley
"When your friend wakes up from the shock of being shot, give him my apologies," - Mahon
"Oh, he's used to that. He has a wooden stomach," - Ruffian Sailor Type
Lesley drools out the window on a "street-worker"…
"She looks up at you, and calls out a price," - GM - Chris Fl.
"No! Lesley's much dearer than that!" - Rangi
"Anyone would think you didn't want to go down through a trapdoor in the middle of the night to check out some weird chanting!" - Lesley
"What are you looking at, Geek?" - Football player
"I dunno. Can you give us a hint?" - Aaron
"Be a little careful about what you say next time!" - Power Girl
"Yes, Bubbles!" - Dr. Atlantis
"Yes, WHAT!!!!?" - Power Girl
"What are we looking for?" - The Wraith
"A serum," - Dr. Atlantis
"Hmmm…. Scotch…. Well, it's not in the wet bar…" - The Wraith
"What are you? Who are you?" - suspected Christof
"Hello, Mr. Christof. I've been here all the time," - The Wraith
"I'm your friendly garden spirit," - Onlooker
"My mother was the barmaid!" - Skeeve
"No, your sister was the barmaid. Your mother was the Madame," - GM - Werner
"You're just cross that you didn't get in first!" - Skeeve to Corin, about Tor and the Barmaid
"No, I'm not. I don't want any weird diseases," - Corin
"She doesn't have weird diseases - just the standard ones," - Skeeve
"Tor already has all of those," - Amber
"They're wearing plown brain robes…" - GM - Werner
"You hear it speak in rather archaic language…" - GM
"Shoop, shoop, diddy-wop, cumma cumma wang dang," - Silly players
"They eat four of you….and the picnic lunch," - Chris Fl. regarding the Velociraptors
"We can navigate our way out of here…" - Spillsbury
"By what?" - Others
"By the Sun," - Spillsbury
"It's overcast and drizzling," - Others
"By landmarks!" - Spillsbury
"We're in a forest," - Others
"By luck," - GM - Chris Fl.
"We should go over it with a fine couth tome!" - Mahon
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