"Have you heard any tales about walking cacti?" - Argyle
"Only the usual ones," - Comodin
"Careful - you'll rub all the luck off those things!" - about the dice
"It took me ages to coat these things in luck!"
"Luck is soluble in fear. Didn't you know?"
"You just feel very small and paranoid…" - GM - Amanda
"Oh, so I don't feel all that different then," - Eefred
"I can swim. I'm just better at drowning," - Comodin
"Shouldn't we go look for him? I think he's afraid of darkness," - Li-Shan
"I think he's afraid of things in the dark - so we shouldn't," - Rolf
"Isn't that the way? Not that it's important or anything…" - Eefred, as the PCs try to find their way back to the ship through the deadly wilderness, while at great risk of being abandoned without any supplies or equipment…
Rolf is holding forth on the possible benefits of having your blood regularly drunk by vampires…
"Spare us your self-justification!" - Li-Shan
"Oh, I don't need any justification. I'm only doing this for your benefit," - Rolf
"Maybe he was drawn….back…. by something," - Vantal
"Like What?" - Comodin
"Like something that draws things back….to somewhere," - Vantal
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"You can roll Karen, oh Protector of the Weak," - GM - Amanda, to Chris Fs, Marcus' player
"Wouldn't be the first time…" - Marcus
Eefred has come into some money…
"Obviously something of his father in him," - Argyle
"Ah, but what part? His golden foot?" - Comodin
"But those spells are always Summon Thing to Destroy the World type things…"
"Oh, that doesn't matter. I'll just do it and afterwards it won't matter," - Willoughby
"Plants can be Agents of Satan too!" - Bradwell Arkwright
"Hel-loo! Hel-loo!" Bradwell Arkwright (in a faux german accent)
"You're going to pretend to be German?"
"I'm just talking to them in a language they'll understand!" - Bradwell
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"The door bursts open and a rather American chap strides in..." - GM
"How do we know he's American? Is he wearing a Stars-and-Stripes shirt?" - Irritating Player
"It's the ten-gallon hat..." - Another Irritating Player
"The spurs!"
"No, it's the laugh track." - Chris
Interrogation by police:
"Is this your car?" - police officer
"No, I borrowed it. Mine is the silver grey one that's just down there..." - Declan
"What silver grey car?" - police officer
"Oh, stuff! I wish to report a robbery..." - Declan
"I look for suspicious black boxes under the car - what should I roll?" - Amanda
"Hmmm - What do you have?" - GM - Chris
"I have Plant Lore..." - Amanda
"It's a biological weapon!" - Andrea
"If travelling with a child please fix your own mask before helping yourself to the child," Kasper Skirner, vampire flight attendant
"I don't know - two hundred years without turning anyone, then BLAM! Population explosion." - Andrew as Anton about the new vampires.
"So, Mr. Sutherland...."
"Digby. I'm retired. And it's Professor, not Mr."
"Roll Navigate. Don't fail," - GM - Andrew
"I fail. I only have a Navigate of 10," - Jenny
"10! You're a woodsman for God's sake! You'd get lost all the time!"
"Maybe it's a very small wood."
"That would make him more of a copseman."
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"It's natural selection which makes her act this way, because like, she naturally gets selected," - Andrew about his valley-girl character
Jane and Declan capture a reporter...
"Sit still or I'll bite you! I've had the plague, you know!" - Declan
"This sword is rusty!" - Jane
"Here's the quote book - you can write things in it," - Amanda - GM
"Security, we've found the suspected juvenile." - Security Guard
"Suspected juvenile? I am a juvenile!" - Flora
"Juvenility confirmed." - Seurity Guard
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